Have you ever dreamed of being a professional athlete? With our Spankies Professional Athlete t-shirt, you can finally make your wildest dreams come true! And with an extensive list of sponsors already printed on the back, you can do athlete things without the worry of your real life lack of support!
*Extra points if you wear this to a sports event*

(Fake sponsors, and you won't be a real athlete under Spankies Slapstick Edits. Sorry)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!