Do you like mountain biking? Do you like Llamas? Are you looking to get faster on the trails? We have the perfect shirt for you!

For years, we've been on the search for the fastest shirt design. Luckily for us, we accidentally f**kin nailed it when creating our own. And now, we hesitantly share this outrageous power with you. (Just be careful)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!